A letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

We have been (almost) good this year and would like some presents very much. We'll give you a choice, but if you manage to carry off all of them we would be very, very happy (we also did some preliminary legwork for you):

Regime change:

Iran
Syria
Zimbabwe
North Korea
Venezuela
Cuba
Burma

Termination:

Bin Laden
Al Zarqawi
Al Zawahiri

Disappearance:

Ted Kennedy
George Galloway

Thank you Santa! You'll find milk and Christmas pudding near the fireplace for your refreshment (and Dasher's, Dancer's, Prancer's &c).

Christmas, Santa Claus, Presents